But not me, I'm sh*t my heart. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! I'm a feminist. Dweeby Chimp. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. stands for "Supportive Community of Connected Spirits.". WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Always glad to help my brethren in the kingdom of life. She dumped me. You killed your own father! Bully: Best stay away from that weirdo. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. SoundCloud. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! WebNick Weidenfeld. Man: Oh my god! You may now begin to play the game Xavier: God has put me through his reamer, but I've come out the other side with his calling ["calling" echoes] in my ear! I have no powers. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on The driver for all Investors is the continuous search for investment opportunities. Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. Of course all the standard technical analysis tools, indicators and charting functions are included in our FREE charting package, but we've gone Beyond Charts for those searching for more. Hello? First Xavier: If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup? I'm tough enough to join your little gang. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Processing. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Xavier: look at the two of us. Man #2: My eye! Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. You'll catch the feline aids. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. Cue the camera focusing on a truck driving by with, Lampshaded again in "Weapons Grade Life" (bolding where the camera suddenly zooms in on the character's lips), A surprisingly subtle example in the very first episode. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. What doth Xavier? Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. Xavier: I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! My back is turned. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. To justice. Young Xavier: I know it was arson, Dad, but who did it?! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. he's just one of you normals and definitely not a freak. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Hold. Robby: Closure?! The heart of an explosion. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. since every cigarette you smoke takes 17 minutes off your life and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, smoking and eating bacon really quickly would allow you to go back in time. Oh yeah! WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. And you need my help? Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Get out of town and start a new life. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier: Calm it down. Second Xavier: 'cause I'm already married. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. the woman he's having sex with is his mother. Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. I have no powers. Absurdity! Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Second Xavier: You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Hold. Processing. X1: "Hello?" Many, many characters, often caused by Xavier himself. We're a dying breed. Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! All I remember is that I don't know my name, and that I can't remember if I do know my, uh, um. Xavier: Life. What's that? It's traffic every one second! Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Whos this? This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. I say bone white! Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Honkey. And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. Bestial-ulating that skeeter? You even have a girlfriend. Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Blue chocolate Whoopsie Doodles, available for a limited time only! Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. [flips off the camera while driving away]. The heart of an explosion. Processing. Like most folks, I've always been different. Valve Corporation. Your every smile is a dagger. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Listen, we dont cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo! Xavier: If these be my last words, then I'd like to leave this world with one final thought: Me no wanna die, mommy! Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Some o' them crazy cookies. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. As a. But good so far. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Mexican Gang Member #3: Mocho, that's not why you like to kill on the toilet. To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Accept your defecation. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Oh yeah? Please view our rules and wikis before posting. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. I'm the one who asked. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Xavier: Don't know. 2 Mar. Web. First Xavier: No. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Of course, I could in this vein swap to Sadako from Ringu but I think Kayako is much cooler. June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). I love your wife. Whos this? Deliveryman: Uh, I know I'm dead, but I forgot to give you your cuckoo-bread. Fan: Percy, I want to be your girlfriend! I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef. Dyke. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. Just go towards the light. Harder. Did you know there are over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Xavier: Easy, stranger. You say this factory is poisoning you? Caveman: Take that! Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Xavier: I know what your butt did to that boy! [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. Youre the un-me. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? You want me to repeat everything you say? But then I felt something in my gut -- The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life. And a cot. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? How long you stand there, freak? All rights reserved. All rights reserved. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. Like most folks, I've always been different. Boy: Yummy! [sobs]. Sexism will be all like, "Oh Xavier! Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature? I'm right here. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Xavier: What's wrong? Frightened? Xavier: Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much. Xavier himself is also a parody of the. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Yes, made it! But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. All rights reserved. Xavier: Please get my mommy, so I can tell on you! WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. We're a dying breed. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. What are looking for? ["La Cucaracha" plays]. But not like the others. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Man: What do I care? Xavier: That's a complicated question. Xavier: Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any. But how? Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. You got a license to sell hot-dogs, Chico man? executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. You only got one peni? I say bone white! executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. on November 27, 2019, This series will REALLY get you goodin off and XDDDD'ing, give it a watch if you like bloody, gory, and EXPLOSIVE shows :3. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. I want you, Percy! Here's my card. I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. Or, did he? Xavier: It's the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! Copyright 2023 ec Estudio Integral. She's being moving. Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! SoundCloud. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Waaahhh! I've got to help those poor bastards. Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. But I'd sure like to try. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? So why dont you split? With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. I found out the hard way.". They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. You promised! 2023. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. Xavier: You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! Best part is, I'm helping the earth, getting negative thirty miles to the gallon! Now there was a factory mix-up! Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. Uh, what's that behind you? I think I've just fucked my eardrum temporarily. Flush them now. Xavier: [echoes] Life. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talkoh. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. WebXavier: Chief was deep. . Xavier: Other kids could be cruel. Clip: Freak! l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. I'm doing it! You only got one penii? WebNick Weidenfeld. We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. What I need next is either to dye my hair temporarily and obtain the dress. Xavier: Been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent. Let me see it. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. Xavier: To be a hero, you have to go looking for trouble. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! It's notes he's not playing. Close your eyes. But not like the others. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. DJ: Oh! Fatestiny. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society.