What knight lives in that castle? DENNIS: Ah! Fetch a duck. Tim the Enchanter (Cleese) tries to warn them that there is more danger than meets the eye. ARTHUR: Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be Wait tell me, what also floats on water? ALL: Bread? Behold Arthur this is the Holy Grail the Sacred Cup from which Christ drank at the Last Supper [The form in the bright light is just discernible as an iridescent chalice the KNIGHTS gasp.]. I bid you welcome to your new home! "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" Scripts.com. It even made it on a t-shirt at one point. They've lost nine today. For now, you can see the French taunting scene below. . command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. ], [SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. Menu. There's some lovely filth down here Oh! Funny enough, just as the character of Patsy says, Camelot is only a model. Our quest is at an end! I'll tear them apart. Lancelot! After the taunting is done, they fling animals. Thpppt! One of Monty Pythons calling card joke constructions is presenting an absurdity and then allowing a few characters to nitpick it to death with over-informed logic. I expect you've got a palace and fine clothes and courtiers and plenty of food. We're knights of the round table In a series of sketches and animations, the Pythons recount scenes from the Grail legend in which the knights forsake their chorus line can-can dancing in Camelot for a higher aim. The GREEN KNIGHT swings at the BLACK KNIGHT, who ducks under the first swing, leaps over the second and starts to close on the GREEN KNIGHT. FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the most holy--. FRENCH GUARD: And this one's for your dad! Shots of the FRENCH. SECOND HEAD: You're lucky, you're not next to him. Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! They look timorous. Both of the scenes with the French taunters were inspired by something that Cleese had read about medieval soldiers whose only purpose was to taunt the enemies before battle. NOW we see the violence inherent in the system. 683K views, 7.6K likes, 951 loves, 500 comments, 5.5K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Monty Python's Fanzone: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - French Taunting| #MontyPython The best music, movies, TV, books, comedy and more. If you like it, you've watched it many times (if you don't like it, you may have given up halfway through). Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Soldier. GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! When he asks them to identify themselves, they do and go on to explain what their purpose is. I'll bite your legs off! SECOND HEAD: It's not my fault. ARTHUR: (Grabbing him by the collar) Shut up, will you. As the door creaks open GALAHAD steps quickly inside. (More shouts) Run away! [ARTHUR and PATSY riding. Cleese combined that with a Roman practice: catapulting dead animals into castles and dropping feces on enemies as they attempted to storm a castle. ], [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and PATSY watching like a tennis match. unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! This is my bit of the forest. He speaks straight to CAMERA in a documentary kind of way. ROBIN is not at all happy with the lyrics.]. ARTHUR: What are you going to do. [saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw], [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak Script and Continuity Department . . FIRST HEAD: All right! ARTHUR: Now stand aside worthy adversary. FIRST HEAD: (swipes at himself) Take that. Spamalot, the Broadway musical directed by Mike Nichols and starring Tim Curry, owes its title to the goofy rhymeand the long-running shows three Tonys (and hilarity in its own right) shouldnt be ignored. running about advancing behavior?! It comes nearer. Now, this is what they did. They drag her to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. ROBIN: Oh, that's all right. And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. A large group of armoured KNIGHTS are engaged in a well choreographed song-and-dance routine of the very up-beat 'If they could see me now' type of fast bouncy number. More louder, closer howling. And impersonate Clark Gable C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate, and search for the Grail individually. ARTHUR gets up still holding his sword. As the knights of the Round Table split to search for the holy grail on their own, Sir Robin and his minstrels, who have been merrily singing on the way, encounter a knight with three heads. ARTHUR dubs him. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.]. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Arthur and Patsy mime riding horses, while Patsy clicks coconuts to create the sound. [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and BEDEVERE and COMPANY as we had left them.]. Open the doors. I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old! I must speak with your lord and master. FRENCH GUARD: No chance, English bed-wetting types. The arm plus sword, lies on the ground.]. Thpppppt! castle by force! LARGE MAN: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes. ], [CUT TO ARTHUR and COMPANY watching from the bushes. Lancelot! In honor of the 40th anniversary of Monty Python's quest for the Holy Grail, here are a few facts you may not have known about the legendary comedy. MIX TO: 2. FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! [PEOPLE (i.e. A strange-looking knight stands outside, SIR BEDEVERE.]. But if he was dying, he wouldnt bother to carve Aargh. Hed just say it. King Arthur. But she is a witch. I am in haste. The film technically takes place in 932 A.D. but features modern characters anachronistically intruding on the hilarity. [2] The rabbit is the antagonist in a major set piece battle, and makes a similar appearance in Spamalot, a musical inspired by the movie. The sheer offense taken by the Creator is funny every time. Guard / The Black Knight / Peasant 3 / Sir Launcelot the Brave / Taunting French Guard / Tim the Enchanter: . The Python phenomenon developed from the television series into something larger in scope and impact, including touring stage shows, films, numerous albums, several books, and a stage musical. I've resisted adding this script onto the site for over a year now because I know I'm going to get flooded with e-mails from clueless newbies (most from AOL probably) trying to get me to fix the errors in this script because their version of the movie is different. Theres something about the phrase call your door-opening request a silly thing that sticks with you, especially if youve ever had a roommate call you with their arms full from right outside. Sound of chanting of Latin canon, punctuated by short, sharp cracks. Film Complet en Franais. Oh, nobody really. Ni! KNIGHTS: Run away! Progress is hard. [The CART DRIVER looks at the LARGE MAN for a moment. BEDEVERE: So how can we tell if she is made of wood? Ni! BEDEVERE: U-- u-- uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out All the KNIGHTS are left gasping in awe and wonderment. On the way, Arthur battles the Black Knight who, despite having had all his limbs chopped off, insists he can still fight. Pleasant pastoral music. We may never know how those coconuts got up into England, but we surely learned plenty about how many times per second a swallow needs to beat its wings in order to maintain air-speed velocity. [A village. While not confirmed, it's very possible Atillion could end up recreating the entire movie if their clever and funny Minecraft videos continue to impress. Oh. [CUT TO BATTLEMENTS. [2 ANIMATION/LIVE ACTION SEQUENCE - DEATH AND DEVASTATION], [CUT TO Terry Gilliam's sequence of Brueghel prints. His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, avenged. A routine where two XYLOPHONISTS play parts of KNIGHTS' armour producing a pleasing effect.]. ARTHUR calls and SIR ROBIN immediately reacts and hands the lute to his MUSICIAN and comes to join ARTHUR and CO. 5. ], [ARTHUR looks at PATSY. A holy voice booms out.]. Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR followed by a SERVANT who is banging two half coconuts together. Cleese had the idea for the taunting French soldiers after something he read in a history book about medieval troops whose sole purpose was to taunt opposing enemies before battle. online gratuit | Regardez un film en ligne travers les meilleures vidos HD 1080p gratuites sur ordinateur de bureau, ordinateur portable, ordinateur portable, tablette, iPhone, iPad, Mac Pro et plus encore. Lancelot! Gilliam in particular has gone on to have a highly successful career directing films like Time Bandits, Brazil, The Fisher King, 12 Monkeys, and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. After they pass, the LARGE MAN turns to the CART DRIVER]. After the opening credits, King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his servant Patsy (Terry Gilliam) approach a castle to recruit knights for the round table, and once again we see a famous element that resulted from the movie's low budget. DENNIS: Oh, Did you hear that! There are plenty of ways to identify a witch in the world of the Holy Grail, but none as satisfyingly silly as referring to a time when you were transmogrified into an amphibian. Atillion's fan video demonstrates the creative flexibility ofthe Mojang hit, evengoing one step further than typical movie recreations in Minecraft. The hilarious first narrative feature from the Beatles of British comedy troupes, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a wordy, dense and rewarding film to revisiteven if you think youve caught every last gag. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Movie (1975) - Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin. LAUNCELOT: A Blessing. BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? We dance whene'er we're able Easy enough! I feel happy. We're knights of the Round Table.Our shows are formidable,But many times we're given rhymesThat are quite unsingable.We're opera mad in Camelot.We sing from the diaphragm a lot. Run away! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. Peasant Nothing. [The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding each other admiringly.]. https://www.scripts.com/script-excerpt/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931/directed%20by, https://www.scripts.com/script/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931. Several seconds of it swirling about. Haw! ARTHUR: Now that is my final offer. (to the rest) Knights! In war we're tough and able. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second SIR GAWAIN: (to his PAGE as they run away) It's only a model. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! Find your own bit. Come along. Ni! ARTHUR addresses him.]. All right! This is my trusty servant Patsy. # monty python # john cleese # monty python and the holy grail # i fart in your general direction. MIX TO SIR LAUNCELOT handing a BABY to his WIFE (who has several other CHILDREN hanging about) and he strides off to join ARTHUR, leaving his castle, WIFE and CHILDREN. This is not the way the film was shot. The film begins with pseudo-Swedish subtitles, which soon transition to an appeal to visit Sweden: Wi nt trei a hliday in Sweden this yr? Let's make her into a ladder. FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. [Hint of a pause as he waits for a reaction which doesn't come. Help, help, I'm being repressed! These questions range between easy and absurd. A MIDDLE-AGED LADY in a C. & A. twin-set emerges from the trees and looks in horror at the body of her HUSBAND.]. ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! . We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. On the castle battlements a SOLDIER is dimly seen. It was the only camera the production could afford. THREE HEADS: You are a Knight of the Round Table? BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Right. 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